NOTE: THIS IS OUR LAST OUTDOOR SHOW THIS YEAR. DECEMBER TO FEBRUARY WILL BE AT LUCKY 13 SALOON.
The Last Chance Dancers come closer every show to dancing the entire corpus of
discogs.com, this time moshing through NEVERMIND by Nirvana, played live on vinyl.
No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Back when we did Gaga, a leaf fell onto the record and hit the needle. During Arctic Monkeys, we hit a nasty scratch and got stuck in a loop. At Britney, Kita accidentally threw her shirt onto the record and needle screeched it hard. Anything could happen.
Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm sharp.
The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé D’Avril, Kita St. Cyr, Maggie McMuffin, and Venatrix. Plus special one-night-only guest: CHARLES MANSION.
HEADS UP: BUTTS OUT
This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and language.
ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY
Dress for the weather.
Mixed seating & standing room.
COVID vaccination required.
Masks optional.
Entry from sidewalk through museum is wheelchair accessible, but to get outdoors is 4 steps up and down. Backyard is uneven but you enter into flat paved area you are welcome to watch from.
Other accommodation needs or questions? Email
jacob@cityreliquary.org and we'll work it out.
WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.
WHY MEMBERSHIP?
We are a fully volunteer-run nonprofit museum & civic organization, and we can plan our finances much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as with all our events, is free for members.
WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Beverages available by donation to the Reliquary via cash or Venmo.