To honor Valentine’s Day, we’ve come up with a marathon sampling the worst examples of love to grace on the silver screen. This HORRIBLE HEARTS EXTRAVAGANZA, an outgrowth from our deviously delightful ANTI-VALENTINE’s series, collects the seediest and sexiest sights of romance — demon love, samisen BDSM, and glob sex among other exciting expressions of intimacy.
Mystery madness will reign throughout the day, starting at NOON and stretching into the wee hours of the night with a demented MIDNIGHT flick. Hints for the films can be found below, swing by and get heartbroken.