Last Chance Dancers are blurring the lines between artifice and authenticity with THE PICK OF DESTINY by TENACIOUS D, played live on vinyl.

No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Anything could happen. Bring tributes to the record player and hope it spares us.

Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm

The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé, Xaddy Addy, Maggie McMuffin, and Venatrix. Plus One Night Only special guest BOBBY FISHNETS and the return of our original pressing KITA ST CYR.

It's also Kita's birthday! Bring her savory snacks, shiny things, and good tequila.

HEADS UP: BUTTS OUT
This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and language.

ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY

Dress for the weather.
Mixed seating & standing room.
COVID vaccination required.
Masks optional.
Entry from sidewalk through museum is wheelchair accessible, but to get outdoors is 4 steps up and down. Backyard is uneven but you enter into flat paved area you are welcome to watch from.
Other accommodation needs or questions? Email maggiemcmuffinburlesque@gmail.com and we'll work it out.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
We are a fully volunteer-run nonprofit museum & civic organization, and we can plan our finances much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as with all our events, is free for members.

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Beverages available by donation to the Reliquary via cash or Venmo.